bullet with butterfly wings

[had been out for a walk when a spring appeared under her and splash! A male!Yuuko! You all know you wanted it.]

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What is the meaning of this? The last time I checked, I was fairly certain I had certain assets that are now undeniably missing...

[I can't feel him here... but this world works in strange ways...]

Has anyone seen Watanuki? He hasn't come in for work today.

[[mood reads as 'annoyed']]

Tomoyo-chan, I heard from Sakura-chan that you are quite skilled in the use of a camera as well as designing clothes. Would you perhaps think of doing me a favor? I will have proper compensation, of course.

[not filtered just because]

Ah, so many birthdays today. I wish all of you a happy birthday. I hope the gifts were to your liking.

Oh, also, Watanuki, while you have the day off today, come by when you have the time.

My tap water tastes like alcohol~♥ Perhaps this is compensation for the other day? If it is, apology accepted~! And it better not be because of all the alcohol I dumped down the drain.

. . . I don't want to know what happened. If anyone mentions it, they will sorely regret it.

I need a drink...

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WHERE IS MY SAKE?!

WATANUKI! I'M SOBER WHEN I SHOULDN'T BE.

Oh, everyone, I apologize for my behavior of late. I... I was unnecessarily causing people trouble and it pains me still at the thought of doing such a thing. I hope everyone would find it in their hearts to forgive me.

The person I apologize to most is Kimihiro-chan... I have put your life in danger for too many times. And I have never thanked you properly for all the work you've done. P-Please, have the next couple days off. I'm sure it would do both of us some good. If I let Kimihiro-chan do everything, I will never be able to be a good housewife or mother...

O-Oh, I-I just baked some cookies. It isn't as good as Kimihiro-chan's of course. But everyone is welcome to some. I'm sure I baked enough for everyone.

Hmm... I hope everyone remembers that I expect something back for White's Day. So I expect to see many White's Day gifts today.

Also, Subaru~♥ I have what you asked for, but there is a price. Are you wlling to pay it?

[[OOC: Yuuko is also giving back White's Day gifts. S-Since the mun has forgotten who gave what to Yuuko orz... The mun will once again be uncreative.

For all who gave her something for Valentine's Day, they receive the best white chocolate one can find in this world.]]

Even though you've just got here, Subaru, won't you come and visit me? I could use the company. And there are some things I would like to... talk to you about.

Oh, and don't bring Kamui.

[[mood set to private; hackable. Especially to a certain twin brother]]

I believe everyone got their Valentine's gift from me. I hope you find the bracelet to your liking, Suu.

And for those who gave me something, I appreciate the thought and effort. I even got alcohol~♥

[[Yuuko delivered everyone's gift to their rooms. Almost like Santa, but not. =D Suu gets a bracelet because she's Yuuko's Valentine~! ♥ It is unsaid, but she expects to get White's Day presents.]]

This is very interesting. It seems this world has been making people speak in purple prose. What an eventful holiday it is this year.

I wonder if anybody at all is enjoying this...

Of all times for that bastard not to be here

Judging from the decorations, it's near Valentine's Day.

Ah, how sad for me that at this time of year, I am to spend it alone~!

If only Clow was

Does anyone want to be my valentine?

[strikes unhackable]

This. Is. An. Outrage!

Every single one.... They all... My precious... All of them...

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ALL OF MY ALCOHOL TASTE LIKE SWEETS!

Whoever did this will pay.

[[a sober Yuuko is something to be feared. Please tread with caution.]]

Hmm… this wasn’t quite what I was expecting.

And this journal. I’ve never seen anything like this. But this place nor this journal seems dangerous. I’ll have to see how everything plays out.

Ah, well… there must be a reason why I’m brought here. I want to know what it is.

Besides, I can tell that Watanuki is here~♥ And I haven’t had sake for the longest time~! If you’re reading this Watanuki—and you better be—pick me up at the Welcome Center and bring snacks and sake~♥ Don't take too long getting here~!